The Awards I’ve Been Stockpiling
I know what some of you are thinking. It’s something along the lines of this: WTF, Thoughtsy. I gave you an award months ago, and you haven’t posted it. Oh, Homework, Thoughtsy, I hate you. You stink....
View ArticlePee is for Pumpkin
Reblogged from Some Species Eat Their Young: Haaaaave you met Chase? He has like a bazillion kids, but they're all cute so it's ok.
View ArticleA Chicken in Every Pot…A Pop-Tart in Every Toaster
It’s nearly election day. You haven’t read anything political on this blog because I don’t really follow what’s going on. Which is why you should vote for me, Thoughtsy Appear, in your write-in vote....
View Article#11. Send a Message in a Bottle
Since the Florida Keys trip didn’t go exactly as planned, I missed out on some fun activities. Like snorkeling. Swimming with the fishes (literally, not in the mafia way) in the clear blue waters will...
View ArticleSearching For My Lost Shaker of Salt
Today is February 22: National Margarita Day! Because today isn’t a holiday (It obviously should be.), I have to wait until after work to partake in some sugary-rimmed goodness. Let’s right. I said it:...
View ArticleHot As Balls—Yeah, I Said It
Last week I had to get up earlier than usual was late to work because I had to scrape frost off my windshield. This week…I’m wondering if I’d get fired for taking off my pants. Seriously. I’m hot. And...
View ArticleCasper the Positive-Energy Ghost
When Kiefer and I bought our house, we knew there was…a history. The house was built in the 1930s, but the most recent owner had a sad story. Her daughter died in a car accident, and her son was so...
View ArticleMore Snow? Screw TP! We Need Booze!
You’ve probably heard about the crazy cold weather we’ve been experiencing this winter. Because expected snowfall maps in inches have been done to death, this is the new snow map: I live in the “15...
View ArticleDonut Pants to Go With My Muffin Top
What goes well with a post-baby muffin top? Donut pants.
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